Juan: ....and Kill Pedro Gomez....

Of All the things wrong in the world, we have congress talking steroids. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!!!

Steroids is the most important thing to cover? What don't you tell your children about how The Babe never played against minorities? What about the fact that Mantle, Ruth and Murderers Row were all alcoholics? Darryl Strawberry and Doc Gooden were supposed to save baseball in the the 80s! Guess what, they're both coke-heads who've been in and out of jail for the past 20 years! Fay Vincent is the only person who brought this to light in his impromptu interview during a game on ESPN last week. Despite all this, baseball endures. You look at the lineups of a MLB game and see the names of corn-fed WASPs, inner-city minorities, Japanese super-stars and Latin immigrants. There are managers with accents and games broadcasts in multiple language. So why does Congress and the media insist on destroying it. We are living in a country of religious divide with debt, war, starving children and Terri Schiavo. Our dollar is shit. We can't die in peace. What the fuck is wrong!!! I can only conclude that they hate people and want to make us fucking miserable.

So, thank you Pedro Gomez. Thanks you Bill Frist, George W., Jim Bunning and Jose Canseco. Thank you for taking from me the last thing I cherished in America. My last joy in the country. I hope Barry Bonds walks away from the game and TV ratings plumet. I hope the owners lose their asses and the fans turn to NASCAR. The only thing I truly love of American culture is dead. Food, music, politics....I can get that anywhere. Baseball, though....I don't know. maybe the Dominican Republic or Japan, but it's not the same. They just want to play in the states. That's the highest level. I have no reason to stay. When is cricket season?